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SANTA AND ME JUST DON'T GET ALONG

A very naughty boy decides to prank Santa Claus on Christmas Eve and ends up getting a permanent spot on the naughty list. Will Santa forgive and forget or is this the beggining of a holiday prank war? Warning: this holiday story contains extreme naughtiness and all-out pranking!

Cover art by Niki McFadden
Music by Audionautix.com

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For Parents and Teachers

To determine if Santa and Me Just Don't Get Along is right for your child, consider the following content.
(Caution: Spoiler Alert!)

  • this story depicts an ongoing prank battle being played out between between Santa and a young boy, so it may not be suitable for young children that might not want to see Santa being victimized or to see him as looking for retribution;
  • Santa trips when garland gets wrapped around his ankles;
  • part of Santa's beard is removed with hair remover;
  • Santa is stranded on Christmas Eve when his reindeer fly away;
  • Santa gets hit in the forehead with a snowball;
  • a man is kicked by an angry elf;
  • a man is struck in the face with a snowball

Topics to discuss with children:

  • Do you think that Jimmy should have found another way to tell Santa how upset he was? What do you think he should have done?
  • Have you ever been so mad that you did something you regretted later?